Contributed by Kris
In case it’s not totally obvious at this point, I should say that my mind gravitates towards the absurd. I find that I’m drawn to artists who make really odd choices whether that is in lyrics or in instrumentation or in personnel. And in doing my research for my summer soundtrack, I had a really bizarre pull to a Christmas in July theme. That led me directly to a recent release by Mrs. Olivia Newton-John and Mr. John Travolta. Wait, who? Did they remake Summer Lovin’ to the tune of Jingle Bells? Sadly, they did not. But they did team up again to produce an exceptionally crap-tastic Christmas album, This Christmas.
I should clarify. ONJ was on her game; the voice is still strong with that one. JT (not Justin Timberlake, who is currently sporting Barry Gibb’s falsetto) seemed to struggle… and by struggle I mean lose the battle. So why would I want these two dictating my mood all summer long?
Six words: I Think You Might Like It. The song has generous helpings of auto tuned voices (cough John cough), cheesy lyrics, and sleigh bells. This is the song that will be played in the elevators in Hell or in Mr. Travolta’s case, elevators in Xenu’s volcano.
I know it sounds like I’m crapping all over this, and I am. But in the best way possible. This song is infectious. Like Hep C infectious. I dare you to listen to it while staring at the accompanying photo. You’ll never get it out of your head. And for that quality alone, it is Summer Jam worthy. It’s also pretty ballsy that they named this jingle I Think You Might Like It when everyone involved knew damn well that we probably wouldn’t. So what I learned after listening to Olivia and John is that my search for The Summer Anthem of 2013 will continue… cuz this ain’t it.
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